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Rules: The Lyrics to "Sword of the Witcher"
1. I AM THE LORD
2. AND MASTER OF THE SWORD
3. SEE MAGIC IN MY EYES
4. THIS FORCE BECAME MY ENDLESS CURSE
5. WITCHER IS MY NAME
6. ADRENALINE BURNS ME INSIDE
7. THE SPIRITS OF THE PAST
8. PROTECT THE SOULS WHICH NEVER REST

okay now to post some facts and shit

Facts:
1. I'm a witcher as a profession. 
2. I've got a multitude of scars across my frame, my most prominent of which is the bite mark on my left forearm.
3. I have a sword plated with silver, gifted to me by my girlfriend, which I use at work. Her name is Aerondight. 
4. One of my friends is a witch doctor from Africa. He's currently in the process of placing the necessary enchantments on the new medallion I am getting. 
5. My metabolism is extraordinary, which allows me to handle massive doses of certain chemicals and vitamins, which I use when creating potions. 
6. Most of my potions are ludicrously dangerous to an average person, but I've got duplicates of my own that I can make for normal people.
7. I was highly considering getting a tattoo, once upon a time, but I believe my claw scars will suffice. 
8. Probably the most apathetic piece of shit you'll ever meet when I'm on the job.
9. I get injured all the bloody time, but the worst I've had was when I was doing a regular job. Specifically, bouncing. Stab got lucky, hit between my ribs, collapsed a lung. 

10. I need to get a fucking tan.



:icondillydraws:'s Questions:

1. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a friend? What was is it, if you're comfortable with sharing?

NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEER

2. Have you had any of the aforementioned "wet dreams?" Would you care to expand on that?

What the fuck

3. Have you drawn a character of the opposite gender just to appease your "preferences" for a figure of that type?

Yes, I have. Her name is Sylvia.


4. What do you enjoy the most about the opposite gender?

I'm a witcher. I don't feel feelings anymore.

5. Am I making you uncomfortable with these questions? >w>

Put your fucking pants back on, Joseph.

6. Okay, sorry. Innocent question: Beaches or mountain tops?

Beaches. Sand offers resistance training, water offers cardio, fish offer murder.

7. Squishy or fluffy? Why?

What

8. How good is your sense of rhythm?

Very well.

9. Have you sat at the computer so long that your legs get cramped?

Nope. I get up and do a workout set every hour. 

10. Longest time you've stayed up on the computer at night?

7 PM - 6 AM.

11. Worst fear?

Wolves asleep amidst the trees, bats all a-swayin' in the breeze,
But one soul lies anxious, wide awake, fearin' all manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths,
For the witcher, brave and bold, paid in coin of gold...


12. Do you like the rain? Why or why not?

Naturally. It's a soothing kind of weather. Especially since I live in south Florida. America's wang is fucking sunny too much.


13. What is the nerdiest part about you?

Probably my dick.
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